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August 20, 2006

Time to sell Footlocker stock!!

Footlocker is set to lose millions as they will have to provide new uniforms for shoe salesmen all over the country. That's right - the NFL has changed its stripes! Gone are the zebra stripes that have been a staple of football since its inception as the era of the flashier officials is ushered in.

I don't know... maybe I am old-fashioned. (Wait, of course I am - after all Dave has been calling me a curmudgeon for years.) I just prefer that some traditions remain. I was shocked just a few minutes ago, watching the first NFL snaps I have seen this year (I detest preseason and normally skip all of it.) They look so... so... well, European - ugh! I mean, it looks like something you would see on a soccer field - BLASPHEMY!!

What's next? Pom-poms for the back judge? Sequins on the chain crew? A neon football? Some things are best left unchanged.

Posted by CDogg at August 20, 2006 07:44 PM

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