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July 18, 2007
Be "that guy" without being "that guy"
Ever thought those people drinking out of the wino bags looked cool? Well, now you too can be part of the "who cares about society" crowd.
Not worth the risk? Don't want to lose the wife, the job, the clean underwear?
All you have to do is leave the 40 oz'ers at the store and just grab the bag for your bottle of water. You too can look like a hardcore boozer!!
Just think of the fun when you are pulled over by the cops. After they yank you out of the car, tazer you silly, and toss a couple welts on your forehead with their clubs, you can say "gotcha!" with a nice size lawsuit. Good times!
Posted by CDogg at July 18, 2007 10:08 PM
Comments
dude I have been sober for nearly 13 years, and I still can't manage to wear clean underwear.
Posted by: mikeypod at July 18, 2007 10:58 PM
Pulled over? This is Texas. They can't pull you over unless they catch a glimpse of whats in the bag. Why do you think the stores sell single beers in little brown bags? ;)
Posted by: treocast at July 18, 2007 11:45 PM
great idea for that family vacation---dad gets tazered and doesn't have to go --- awesome
Posted by: RONALD at July 19, 2007 04:19 PM
I'm not sure how to interpret the stats here... the last time I got this many comments was when I ripped on WWE for honoring Chris Benoit. Fake winos - fake wrestling? There could be a connection.
Posted by: Chris Doelle at July 19, 2007 04:40 PM